Just to be safe Don't ever dye your hair It's probably the worst thing anyone could do I haven't asked everyone, but I strongly believe this to be a fact Just to be safe, Don't ever get a piercing It's a lot like dying your hair It's better to err on the side of caution Just to be safe, makeup is a never People will spot it right away Freedom of expression is important, I guess But you can't always have it your way Just to be safe Don't even decorate your walls If people can trace it back to you You'll probably have to move Just to be safe Don't say anything at all That your hair color is wrong It's more trouble than it's worth r Just keep it up for foreve Whatever you got given at birth